I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
