literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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