as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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