we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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