he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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