no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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