I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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