There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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