I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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