omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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