I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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