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No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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