You're so nebulous sometimes
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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