You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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