I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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