I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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