another moral hangover. fuck.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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