Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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