i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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