In the future we'll all be gay
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
should my penis look like a turkey
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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