Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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