You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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