I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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