He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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