This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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