Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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