the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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