Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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