hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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