It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just found puke in my bra..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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