I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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