he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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