just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i've created a new STD.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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