he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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