Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it glows. i had to have it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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