tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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