Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Shame - the story of my life.
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