And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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