Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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