Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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