atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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