i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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