no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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