Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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