Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.