: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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