Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
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I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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