I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
