But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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