I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize