i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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