You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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