sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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